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The Urn

DramaLock satire: fake reports, parody headlines, and deliberately absurd Deadlock nonsense that should not be read as straight news.

The Urn Stories

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THE URN

The Urn Has Filed A Motion To Stop Being The Whole Match

SATIRE DESK 4 min
Stylized Deadlock character portrait with dramatic city backdrop
THE URN

Cheaters Peek Behind The Little Cardboard Wall And Declare The Dungeon Bricked

SATIRE DESK 5 min
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THE URN

Deadlock Declared Lowk Fun After Metro Complaint Alarm Only Rings For Two Minutes

SATIRE DESK 5 min
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THE URN

Deadlock Players Discover Rem Is Technically Edible If You Season Him With Enough Sinner Discourse

SATIRE DESK 5 min
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THE URN

Deadlock Replay Viewer Receives A Fix From The Deep Dark Lair Beneath The Changelog

SATIRE DESK 5 min
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THE URN

Deadlock Replay Viewer Declares Montages A Controlled Substance

SATIRE DESK 5 min
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THE URN

Deadlock Players Accidentally Create Second Urn That Only Delivers Balance Complaints

SATIRE DESK 4 min
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THE URN

Yekura’s Rank Bio Enters Protected Mode After OP.GG Requests One Full Link

SATIRE DESK 4 min
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THE URN

Local Deadlock Scholars Confirm Imbued Doors Do Not Actually Get Bigger

LIVE 3 min
Deadlock hero Rem character select art
THE URN

Gun Rem Delivers Divine Justice To The Three-Stack That Would Not Stop Explaining Rem

SATIRE DESK 4 min